The Twelve Days Of Catmas

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On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree
My 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
2 mangled garlands...,
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...
and my 12 cats were laughing at me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree... and I saw
12 cats a-climbing,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands...

and my 12 CATS WERE LAUGHING AT ME!!!



Light, love and laughter,
Happy Holidays from Everyone at PandEcats.com & ShowCatsOnline.com

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