Who's In Charge?

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Okay . . . .I know this may be a delicate question. I know it may bring up some issues that could make you uncomfortable. But as we reach the start of another year, it is a question that has to be asked . . .

Who's really in charge of your life?

You . . . ?

Or your cats . . . ? :-)


IN THE BEDROOM

  • Does your cat sleep on your bed?
  • Do you sleep in the same position all night so you don't disturb your cat?
  • Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board in order not to disturb your cat's beauty sleep?
  • Do you delay making the bed if your cat is still asleep? (Hey, on second thought, this may be a good thing!)

IN THE KITCHEN

  • Are there four or more opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
  • Does your shopping list include more stuff for the cat than for yourself?
  • Does your cat sit at the dining table (or ON the table) when you eat?
  • Does your cat have its own expensive dish with its name engraved on it?

IN THE LIVING ROOM

  • Do you watch reruns of The Walking Dead for the 12th time on TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
  • Did you own a CD of fish swimming in an aquarium to amuse the cat?
  • Did you choose your sofa to match the color of your cat?

VISITORS & FRIENDS

  • When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat to them by name?
  • Do you choose your friends based on how well your cat likes them?

ON THE TELEPHONE

  • When people phone, do you ask them to listen to your cat purring?

BIRTHDAYS

  • Do you celebrate your cat's birthday?
  • Does the cat get presents?
  • Do your friends and family send the cat presents for its birthday?
  • Do you hold a birthday party for your cat?
  • Do you send out special invitations?

CHRISTMAS SPECIALS

  • Does your cat get presents and a stocking at Christmas?
  • Do you tell your kitty that Santa Claws will be coming on Christmas Eve??
  • Do you spend more on presents for your cat than you do on gifts for your spouse?
  • Does your cat get a special turkey dinner?
  • Do you sign your cat's name on your Christmas cards?
  • Does your cat receive Christmas cards addressed to it from your friends?

FINALLY

  • Do you choose your clothes to match your cat?

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