That must be the thoughts of a popular feline cartoon character in Russia.
Fans of the kitty star from the Soviet cartoon, "The Cat from Lisukov Street" regularly vandalize a statue of their hero in the southern Russian city of Voronezh.
They break off the cat's whiskers and tail, which are thought to bring good luck.
City authorities are tired of having to replace the missing cat parts. Now they are planning to recast the monument out of something more solid.
Look out Garfield, Felix and Sylvester. You may be next!