Cat I Am
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss)


I am cat. Cat I am.
I will not eat my pill with ham.
I will not take it with a mouse,
I will not take it in a house,
I will not take it don't you see,
I will not take it, Cat is me!
I will not take it in the yard,
I will not take it in the car,
I will not take this pill you fool,
I will not take it in a pool,
I'll no more take this pill than ye
Would choose a store to take a pee.
I will not take it if you plead,
I will not take it when you bleed.
I will not take it when you beg,
I will not take it with a keg.
I'll nae take it naer ye try,
I'll just flick it in yer eye.
I won't eat it, try again.
Won't eat it when yer on a cane.
Won't even take it when ye die,
No matter how ye try and try.
I will not eat it thank ye ma'am.
I am a cat - I am I am!


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