Cat Stuff

Here's a list of odd cat truths 'n stuff . . .

  • CAT - (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
  • CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock
  • CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.
  • Cat Game #1: Hah - made you look!
  • Cat quote: "Doesn't take much to entertain a human!"
  • An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
  • A cat is easier to train than a man.
  • A cat is just a bundle of purr.
  • A cat is nobody's fool.
  • Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
  • Cats can eat tuna that has not been mixed with Miracle Whip.
  • Cats must climb into their Daddy's dropped briefs while he is sitting on the toilet.
  • A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
  • A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain.
  • Cat Game #3: Take up the most room on bed.
  • Cats must tear into the bag of cat food just to see if it the same as what is in their dish.
  • The four cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
  • You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.
  • Cat Game #10: Hide and go puke.
  • A happy cat means a happy household.
  • A home without a cat is only a house.
  • As anyone who owns a cat knows: no one can own a cat.

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