Cattery Blind

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Though some folks think I am, I'm not;
Though YOU perhaps show signs,
But in us it's surely justified:
Just LOOK at our cat's lines!

They really can't be faulted,
Which is more than some can say,
And the kittens WE'VE bred are perfect,
And will beat the lot, someday.

You certainly have reason
To be SLIGHTLY cattery blind;
Your cats ARE bred from my cats,
And there ARE no faults in mine!

But doesn't it just sicken you
to hear that Mrs. Bing
Has KITTENS from her ghastly pair
Due later in the Spring?

You wonder that she had the NERVE
To breed from "A" and "B;"
He's ugly; and she's awful;
And they surely have HD.

Remember when her import
Beat my cat? Well, I'm no prude,
But I hear on good authority
The judge that day was stewed!

Reminds me of the cat from back East
That always wins at shows
But only under judges
That the owner really knows.

And how about the cat from the West
That won the other day?!
I hear the owner had THAT judge
Around her place to stay!

Exhibitors are a jealous lot
I'm sure you will agree;
They seldom have a good word
For the winner... but not me!

I never mind when beaten
By a better cat than mine;
But he's not been born - AND NEVER WILL...

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