Musings On Cats


 

  1. Cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs.
  2. Never try to outstubborn a cat....
  3. "The cat was created when the lion sneezed." -- Arab Myth
  4. 7 cats is a purrfect number
  5. 9 out of 10 cats prefer Logitech mice.
  6. A cat is just a bundle of purr.
  7. A Cat is the Universe's way of showing up purrfection...
  8. A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
  9. A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
  10. A cat will assume the shape of its container.
  11. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
  12. Anything on the ground is a cat toy.  Anything not there yet, will be.
  13. Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over the earth?
  14. Be smart as a cat. Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
  15. Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener...
  16. Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
  17. Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
  18. Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art.
  19. Cat's aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit!
  20. CAT.COM started.  Computer will furball in five seconds.
  21. Cat:  Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
  22. I understand life and the universe.  Cats are beyond me....
  23. I'm busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
  24. If a stud cat gets fixed, its broken...
  25. If cats bought cat food, it would wiggle.
  26. If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?
  27. If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?
  28. If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.
  29. If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him.
  30. In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
  31. In the eyes of a cat, all wisdom may be found.
  32. Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds.
  33. It is better to feed one cat than many mice.
  34. It is in his own interest that a cat purrs.
  35. It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
  36. It's either rap music, or nine cats in heat....
  37. It's the cat's house.  We just pay the mortgage.
  38. Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.
  39. And what are cat diapers called? PamPurrs?
  40. McDonald's Hamburger 69¢... Kal Can cat food 89¢ ... Hmmmm?

 


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