One Smart Cat

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.   

As he arrived back home, he spied the cat was walking up the driveway. 

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and did the same thing again. 

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat again!  

The man kept taking the cat further and further and the darn cat would always beat him home.  

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached  what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. 

Hours later, the man called home to his wife,

"Jen, is the cat there?" 

"Yes", the wife answers. Why do you ask?"   

Frustrated, the man answered:   "Put that *!#$&* cat on the phone. I'm lost and need directions!"

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