Signs Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination
by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc

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We all love our kitties . . . but sometimes we just know they are up to something.
Here are the 16 signs your cat is plotting world domination . . .

#16

Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully
reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

#15

Used to sleep on top of TV,
now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.

#14

Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.

#13

When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of
the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking
and begin playing
with yarn.

#12

Behind the couch you find a forged passport,
plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.

#11

What you thought was "heat"
is actually a four-legged goose step.

#10

Well, "somebody" subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.

# 9

Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals
"tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.

 #8

Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.

 #7

Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out
"Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."

# 6

Then -- dead mice in the kitchen.
Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement.

 #5

Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on
some kind of "land mine" technology.

 #4

Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

 #3

Has recently been acting somewhat . . . aloof.

#2

What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for
with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.

#1

and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination . . .

Somehow, you're now subscribed to " Feline of Fortune " magazine.

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