The Ten Catmandments

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Many, if not most, cat owners treat their feline like a member of the family — and kitty reciprocates by behaving like a child in a fur coat . . .

There are some cats, however, that view themselves in a more God-like role, with the people as their subjects.

If you have a cat with this attitude, you need to know the Ten Catmandments . . .

  1. I am the Lord of thy House.

  2. Thou shalt have no other pets before Me.

  3. Thou shalt never ignore Me.

  4. I shall ignore thee when I feel like it.

  5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thee the time of day.

  6. Remember My food dish and keep it full.

  7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for Me.

  8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for Me to curl up in.

  9. Thou shalt shower Me with love and attention upon demand.

  10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep Me happy.


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