Okay... if you just read the article titled The Scoop on Poop, you have learned all about the technique of "reading" cat poop like a fortune teller reads a deck of tarot cards.
I figure that while you are in the groove, you might as well learn how to make cat poop cookies too :-)... and it's PURRRRR-fect for a Halloween Party :-)))
Recipe For Cat Poop Cookies
There are several common recipes for this delicious gourmand treat. Of course, I am not sure you will find any of them in Martha Stewart's cookbook, despite her love of Himalayans.
Chocolate Ingredients:
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½ cup honey
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2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine or lard
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1 egg
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1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
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2 cups whole wheat flour
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1/3 cup cocoa powder
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Grape-Nuts™ cereal
Gingerbread Ingredients:
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¼ cup honey
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¼ cup molasses
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2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine or lard
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1 egg
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2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
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spices: ginger, cinnamon and cloves to taste
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Grape-Nuts™ cereal
Extra Additives for that truly unique look:
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coconut (tapeworms)
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chocolate chips
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butterscotch chips
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peanut butter chips
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cooked spaghetti or ramen noodles (roundworms)
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corn
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peanuts
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M&M's™
Directions:
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Microwave the honey just until it bubbles slightly -about 1 minute.
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Add the butter and the molasses to the honey.
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Add the egg.
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Mix well.
- Now add all the other ingredients including any "Extras" you have chosen to include.
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Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.
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Next, roll dough logs about the diameter of cat poops. Make them various lengths of course.
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Roll the logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done - between 10 to 20 minutes.
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Serve in a new disposable cat litter box on a bed of Grape-Nuts™ cereal, with a new, unused cat litter scoop.
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You can get a lovely effect by dipping the scoop in melted chocolate or pudding.
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Mixing brown sugar with the Grape-Nuts™ makes the cookie sweeter while also adding a realistic icky look.
OPTIONAL RECIPE
Ingredients
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1/2 cup honey
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2 cups all-purpose flour
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2/3 cup butter
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1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
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1 egg
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1 teaspoon vanilla extract
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1 cup wheat and barley nugget cereal (eg. Grapenuts TM)
Directions
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Microwave honey on high until bubbly (about 1 minute).
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Stir in the margarine.
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Add the egg and mix well.
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Stir in the flour, cocoa and vanilla.
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Mix well and chill dough for several hours in the refrigerator.
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
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Roll chunks of the chilled dough into cylindrical shapes in order to resemble cat poop.
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Roll cookies in cereal and place on ungreased baking sheet.
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Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 10 to 15 minutes.
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Serve cookies in a new litter box on a bed of malted barley cereal.
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Use a new litter scoop to remove cookies.
Makes 12 servings
Enjoy. Yum, Yum!